whuddadumbsn
whuddadumbsn
Chicago, IL
whuddadumbsn
Law school grad who is beginning her career and trying to act like an adult.
Recent Evil Comments
  1. ...for the next one, could you just send it to me? I could destroy it by using it, knowing my luck. Please?
    In response to: Laptop = Destroyed on Tue, December 2nd
  2. A good old-fashioned drop from the second floor of a building. Always wanted to do that...
    In response to: Imminent Destruction on Mon, December 1st
  3. They're going to fire the dumb guy. Look, I know I said it like every month for the past five months, but they're REALLY going to do it this time...
    In response to: Water Cooler Rumors on Fri, November 14th
  4. DIVERSITY When you have to hire a couple of temps to make your company look more "inclusive."
    In response to: Evil Inspiration on Thu, October 30th
Recent Evil Ad Libs
  1. Wed, October 29th in response to:
    Evil Ad Libs
  2. Mon, October 27th in response to:
    Evil Ad Libs
Recent Evil Uploads
  1. Tue, November 4th in response to:
    What's on YOUR Desktop?
  2. Tue, October 21st in response to:
    Upload YOUR Evil
Recent Idiotipedia Posts
  1. "Hey, secretary. The power supply on my computer's dead. Will you call tech support for me?" "Wait. Just turn on your computer so they can do that thing where they dial you in to fix it." "About that... The POWER supply is dead..."
    Posted on Mon, April 20th
  2. "Barack Obama shouldn't be allowed to have a Blackberry because hackers were able to hack into Sarah Palin's email really easily. It makes me nervous that he has a Blackberry."
    Posted on Fri, February 13th
  3. "Our TI people are coming! They will fix the address IP so that you are able to loaddown the print drive. Just relax! OUR TI PEOPLE ARE COMING!"
    Posted on Fri, February 13th
  4. Paralegal/'Tech Support' Guy: "Okay so I tried to add stuff to the database and all it did was go 'beeep beep beeep beeeeep beep beeeeeeeep buh beep. Did I do something wrong?" Me: "Um. Just double-click on a cell on that spreadsheet, and click 'ok' when it asks if you want to edit the spreadsheet." P/IT Guy: "Double... click... [he says while writing it down]. Okay, so this double-clicking... how does one do that, again?" Me: [bangs head on desk]
    Posted on Wed, October 29th
  5. "Okay... so I'm gonna search for these documents. I am going to click the boxes, then I click 'select all.' Why hasn't it found anything?" [I sigh, frustrated that someone can't figure out that you have to click "search" in order so search things.]
    Posted on Mon, October 27th
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