Born fourth of six children to Austrian customs officer in a small town. I was a slow learner and did poorly in school. At the age of 14 my hated father died. I dropped out of high school at age 16, went to Vienna, where I strove to become an artist. It didn't quite pan out the way i had expected but am now working as middle management in a large company which i am quickly moving up in rank. I have lots of great ideas about improving this corporation, beginning with removing the "you know whats" in the accounting department.