mjxxx
mjxxx
el aye...
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A little bit of this, maybe a little too much of that.
Recent Evil Comments
  1. 1. YOU said he had no balls. I guess you were wrong, but he's still a pussy. 3. I should've never got that PhD in art history
    In response to: Evil Cartoon Captions on Wed, February 25th
  2. Money to bribe the janitor and security guards Small video camera Laser pointer Wire cutter/stripper Soldering iron Binder clips Condoms (hey you never know)
    In response to: Evil Tool Kit on Tue, December 9th
  3. There's definitely lots of jacking and licking in our office. I don't believe anyone has been propositioned by a kangaroo, but there's certainly some pig fucking going on.
    In response to: Warning Signs of Sexual Harassment on Fri, December 5th
  4. Zombianca - Fake business cards, nice touch. What are some of your fake titles and names?
    In response to: What's on YOUR Desktop? on Mon, November 3rd
  5. jsantini - your company may be cheap but at least you're not on IT lockdown. Nothing depresses quite like staring at "Corporate Desktop 6.5.0.1" 40+ hours a week.
    In response to: What's on YOUR Desktop? on Mon, November 3rd
Recent Evil Ad Libs
  1. Fri, February 6th in response to:
    Interview Question Generator
  2. Mon, January 12th in response to:
    Pink Slip Generator
  3. Fri, December 5th in response to:
    Warning Signs of Sexual Harassment
  4. Wed, November 19th in response to:
    Warning Letter Generator
  5. Wed, October 29th in response to:
    Letter of Resignation
Recent Evil Uploads
  1. Tue, March 31st in response to:
    Office Evil Wants Your Spam
  2. Tue, March 31st in response to:
    Office Evil Wants Your Spam
  3. Wed, March 18th in response to:
    What's on YOUR Desktop?
  4. Wed, March 18th in response to:
    Upload YOUR Evil
  5. Wed, March 18th in response to:
    Upload YOUR Evil
Recent Idiotipedia Posts
  1. Voice mail from manager: "I called you at 4:17 and you didn't answer. I'm trying to reach Thomas but he didn't answer either. Can you call him and have him call me ASAP? It's 4:19. Call me when you get this."
    Posted on Thu, April 9th
  2. I realize it's 10:35 on Sunday night but I just really need to know that you're going to be on time tomorrow morning.
    Posted on Sun, April 5th
  3. Hey think about it this way, if we weren't paying you so little we'd have to lay you off.
    Posted on Thu, March 12th
  4. When you quit he'll throw a chair at you and then tell everyone that you were a hack
    Posted on Fri, February 6th
  5. I was just thinking that!
    Posted on Mon, January 12th
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