Thanks OE, got my gift card in the mail yesterday. I'll put some of my gift card towards some evil things to purchase to annoy my co-workers with. Hmmm, I wonder if ITunes has a disco section...

That's sexy.

Our building management installed automatic flush urinals because there are too many morons in our building that wanted to 'let it mellow'. I found out that if I urinate from about two feet away I won't trip the sensor and the urinal won't flush. My theory is that everyone now enjoys going in a clean urinal, but when they step up they get to see and smell my lemonade. Oh, and step in the pee on the floor from where I missed my mark.

Gross keyboard, Mr. Evil needs to start wearing rubber gloves.