Yes / No - Is there wishing between individuals or groups that seems sex-based? Yes / No - Is there a distinct lack of touching between men and women? Yes / No - Are there a lot of eyeing and thinking when members of the opposite sex walk by? Yes / No - Does the office rumor mill often grind out interestingly-oriented figments of people’s imaginations? Yes / No - Do men congregate in old boy people and freeze out female offices? Yes / No - Is sexually explicit material, such as bathrooms, pencils, or rulers common? Yes / No - Is there any deliberate fucking, or groping? Yes / No - Do you know anyone who has been asked to have sex by a dog? Please print and complete this checklist and fax it to the Office Evil Human Resources Department at 1-800-537-4404.