Are you tired of dreading Monday mornings?

Are you tired of staring at the same cube walls day in and day out?

Are you tired of jerk-off managers and scumbag executives?

Are you tired of being just another worker bee?

Office Evil wants YOU! For the Office Evil Militia.

As an Office Evil Militia member you’ll have the pride of knowing that underneath your facade of office obedience is a crusader working to right the wrongs, thwart the injustices, and to have a damn good time doing it.

How you ask?

Militia members are issued missions to help spread Office Evil.

Mission directives will be issued sporadically on OfficeEvil.com.

Office Evil will post the instructions, time frame, and supplies you’ll need to accomplish the mission at hand.

Completed missions will be reported back to Office Evil by way of photos, video and/or audio. Office Evil will post the results on OfficeEvil.com and the users will pick the most evil militia member for the given mission.

What do you need to participate?

Needs will vary from mission to mission. Office Evil provide a list of easily obtainable supplies for each mission. For a typical mission you’ll need a way to document your progress – a cellphone with a camera will suffice.

How do you join?

Register at OfficeEvil.com and check back regularly for mission directives. When a mission is presented complete the task and send in the requested proof of completion.

Now get out there and be Evil.