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We've been following your Twitter posts and we're going to have to let you go. Security will show you out.

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12:06pm 6/22 by johnwang

Voice mail from manager: "I called you at 4:17 and you didn't answer. I'm trying to reach Thomas but he didn't answer either. Can you call him and have him call me ASAP? It's 4:19. Call me when you get this."

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1:04pm 4/9 by mjxxx

"When that fax comes in, read it to me."

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8:04am 4/23 by famdamn

I only slept with your sister because she reminded me of you.

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8:04pm 4/8 by xbakesx

That's your wife???????

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8:04pm 4/8 by knittingcutie

"Copy this, hun, but don't look at it."

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5:04pm 4/16 by famdamn

"Hey, secretary. The power supply on my computer's dead. Will you call tech support for me?" "Wait. Just turn on your computer so they can do that thing where they dial you in to fix it." "About that... The POWER supply is dead..."

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10:04am 4/20 by whuddadumbsn

Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.

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5:04pm 4/22 by clarkkent51ny

It doesn't make my dick hard

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7:08pm 8/9 by Office Evil

You're going to have to take that up with your supervisor.

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7:08pm 8/9 by Office Evil

I fucking hate all of these people

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7:08pm 8/9 by Office Evil

Let's put it on our blog and have our viewers vote which one is best

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7:08pm 8/9 by Office Evil

Boss - Sometime over the next week I want you to figure out what you are worth. Then we will have a meeting and discuss this.

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11:02am 2/18 by circleof13

Yeah, we are going to need you to take a 20% pay cut.

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12:02pm 2/20 by clarntoon

Boss (looking in my cubicle right at me): Are you here today?, I mean, are you IN?

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5:04pm 4/22 by redhatty

Can you come in here and dial his number for me

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7:08pm 8/9 by Office Evil

Duly Noted

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