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Everybody I showed it to loved it.

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1:10pm 10/29 by mjxxx

We need to get everyone excited about celebrating the "Let's do it ourselves"

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1:10pm 10/29 by hustler

Paralegal/'Tech Support' Guy: "Okay so I tried to add stuff to the database and all it did was go 'beeep beep beeep beeeeep beep beeeeeeeep buh beep. Did I do something wrong?" Me: "Um. Just double-click on a cell on that spreadsheet, and click 'ok' when it asks if you want to edit the spreadsheet." P/IT Guy: "Double... click... [he says while writing it down]. Okay, so this double-clicking... how does one do that, again?" Me: [bangs head on desk]

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1:10pm 10/29 by whuddadumbsn

We need to create a center of excellence within the company focused on producing high quality work that everyone can be proud of.

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1:10pm 10/29 by hustler

I'll get re-engaged and then we can talk. I have a lot of opinions about that.

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2:10pm 10/28 by hustler

This is a cluster and you're the fuck.

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6:10pm 10/27 by mjxxx

"Okay... so I'm gonna search for these documents. I am going to click the boxes, then I click 'select all.' Why hasn't it found anything?" [I sigh, frustrated that someone can't figure out that you have to click "search" in order so search things.]

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4:10pm 10/27 by whuddadumbsn

Boss says to new employee: Got your new business cards? What job description did you choose for yourself?

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10:10am 10/27 by silicongirl

Sorry I freaked out but Coffee is very important to me.

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12:10pm 10/23 by jeffrese

What is the difference between reply and reply-all?

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4:10am 10/20 by jeffrese

It's live when it's happening.

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6:10am 10/14 by mjxxx

Our guys are being jerked off!

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11:10am 10/13 by Brain_Atrophy

You can ride your bicycle to work, you just can't park it here.

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10:10am 10/7 by jeffrese

Recycled toilet paper? That's disgusting!

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11:10am 10/3 by jeffrese

The office is going "green" and we will be swapping our current paper coffee cups with environmentally friendly paper coffee cups.

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11:10am 10/3 by jeffrese

Hey, what's the URL for Google?

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8:09am 9/25 by I.T._Evil

Duly Noted

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