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Him: "You need to have faith. There's a lot that we're doing behind the scenes that you don't realize. We've thought of everything. Trust me." Me: "I guess you didn't mean to CC me on that email saying we'll be out of business in 2 weeks?"
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12:04am 4/9 by hustler
That's your wife???????
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8:04pm 4/8 by knittingcutie
Casual Friday dictates dress code rules and regulations and does not give license for employess to include 'kiss my ass' signatures on emails.
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8:04pm 4/8 by knittingcutie
I only slept with your sister because she reminded me of you.
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8:04pm 4/8 by xbakesx
How will the user know that the "auto" scroller contains more content? Maybe we need some text?
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4:04pm 4/8 by clarntoon
Owners response to a 50% pay cut across the board not making a dent in the deficit: "What about a 10% pay cut?"
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5:04am 4/8 by famdamn
IT Manager to staff regarding an issue of not receiving e-mails: "Forward me the e-mails your not getting."
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5:04am 4/8 by famdamn
Project Manger to me, "You're the low person on the totem pole, your opinion doesn't count." An hour later he needed my opinion to save the project, and his ass. Since it didn't count, I didn't give it to him. Hope the next PM is smarter...
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4:04pm 4/7 by hustler
It's like there's a big wave coming up behind us and we'd be able to catch it if we only knew how to surf. Come on team, let's start paddling and see if we can stand up and ride this wave to victory.
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12:04am 4/6 by hustler
I realize it's 10:35 on Sunday night but I just really need to know that you're going to be on time tomorrow morning.
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10:04pm 4/5 by mjxxx
Hey think about it this way, if we weren't paying you so little we'd have to lay you off.
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9:03pm 3/12 by mjxxx
Blog, Status Updates, reply to comment!? It's a bulletin board people! nothing new to see here, please move along
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1:03pm 3/9 by clarntoon
Yeah, we are going to need you to take a 20% pay cut.
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12:02pm 2/20 by clarntoon
Boss - Sometime over the next week I want you to figure out what you are worth. Then we will have a meeting and discuss this.
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11:02am 2/18 by circleof13
Boss to Phd consultant: You mean to tell me that this Mickey Mouse software program he built is worth 2 million dollars? Programmer to Boss: That Mickey Mouse program I made pays the rent on your dumbo house. - An Insurance company - 1998
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8:02pm 2/13 by Jose
"Barack Obama shouldn't be allowed to have a Blackberry because hackers were able to hack into Sarah Palin's email really easily. It makes me nervous that he has a Blackberry."
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12:02pm 2/13 by whuddadumbsn
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