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You wouldn't know it by his height, but he could definitely win the "three legged race" by himself.

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1:01pm 1/20 by Office Evil

When you quit he'll throw a chair at you and then tell everyone that you were a hack

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3:02pm 2/6 by mjxxx

"Barack Obama shouldn't be allowed to have a Blackberry because hackers were able to hack into Sarah Palin's email really easily. It makes me nervous that he has a Blackberry."

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12:02pm 2/13 by whuddadumbsn

Boss - Sometime over the next week I want you to figure out what you are worth. Then we will have a meeting and discuss this.

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11:02am 2/18 by circleof13

Can you come in here and dial his number for me

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7:08pm 8/9 by Office Evil

I want it to look the same - but different

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7:08pm 8/9 by Office Evil

We just got HTML

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7:08pm 8/9 by Office Evil

It's not my fault I'm late, I didn't hear my alarm go off.

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2:08pm 8/28 by kevbuff

"Okay... so I'm gonna search for these documents. I am going to click the boxes, then I click 'select all.' Why hasn't it found anything?" [I sigh, frustrated that someone can't figure out that you have to click "search" in order so search things.]

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4:10pm 10/27 by whuddadumbsn

We need to create a center of excellence within the company focused on producing high quality work that everyone can be proud of.

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1:10pm 10/29 by hustler

I've had an ulterior motive to every conversation I've ever had in my life.

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9:10pm 10/29 by hustler

We're going to need you to be more proactive.

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11:11am 11/3 by mjxxx

Customer: I see your sign says on 11/17/08 you will start opening at 8am. Me:yes sir. Customer: OK well what time does it open is it supposed to be open? Me: 8am.

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11:11am 11/13 by Almighty

Boss at 1 pm : I need you to make a complete Listing Package that is high quality, original and exciting. Can you have it done by tomorrow?

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10:02am 2/4 by circleof13

Boss to Phd consultant: You mean to tell me that this Mickey Mouse software program he built is worth 2 million dollars? Programmer to Boss: That Mickey Mouse program I made pays the rent on your dumbo house. - An Insurance company - 1998

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8:02pm 2/13 by Jose

Blog, Status Updates, reply to comment!? It's a bulletin board people! nothing new to see here, please move along

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1:03pm 3/9 by clarntoon

Duly Noted

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