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"Our TI people are coming! They will fix the address IP so that you are able to loaddown the print drive. Just relax! OUR TI PEOPLE ARE COMING!"

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12:02pm 2/13 by whuddadumbsn

How will the user know that the "auto" scroller contains more content? Maybe we need some text?

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4:04pm 4/8 by clarntoon

"When that fax comes in, read it to me."

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8:04am 4/23 by famdamn

not to mention being on the clock while playing on this website

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8:04pm 4/12 by leskasmi

Could you write a list of things that make you pertinent...please.

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10:05am 5/26 by circleof13

I realize it's 10:35 on Sunday night but I just really need to know that you're going to be on time tomorrow morning.

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10:04pm 4/5 by mjxxx

Project Manger to me, "You're the low person on the totem pole, your opinion doesn't count." An hour later he needed my opinion to save the project, and his ass. Since it didn't count, I didn't give it to him. Hope the next PM is smarter...

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4:04pm 4/7 by hustler

It happens magically on the back-end.

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7:08pm 8/9 by Office Evil

Yeah, we are going to need you to take a 20% pay cut.

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12:02pm 2/20 by clarntoon

It's like there's a big wave coming up behind us and we'd be able to catch it if we only knew how to surf. Come on team, let's start paddling and see if we can stand up and ride this wave to victory.

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12:04am 4/6 by hustler

15 year Federal Government Employee says: Since when did we stop using our leave on Federal Holidays?

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6:04pm 4/21 by jaloal0211

so this is what a dryer? how come its not drying my hair when i stick my head a press start?

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5:04pm 4/23 by MsBizzy

boss says to marketing director/creative designer : "Yes, but I am not paying you to think"

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9:02am 2/2 by circleof13

From Steve, who is always late: "One of these days, I'm gonna be here on time. And when I see you all walking in late, I'm gonna run, slide, and Mario Jump my way in to get ahead of you. Just so I can stand here and laugh at you all."

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10:04am 4/20 by Shoeless Aries

I fucking hate all of these people

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7:08pm 8/9 by Office Evil

Everybody I showed it to loved it.

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1:10pm 10/29 by mjxxx

Duly Noted

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