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"Hey, secretary. The power supply on my computer's dead. Will you call tech support for me?" "Wait. Just turn on your computer so they can do that thing where they dial you in to fix it." "About that... The POWER supply is dead..."

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10:04am 4/20 by whuddadumbsn

"When that fax comes in, read it to me."

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8:04am 4/23 by famdamn

not to mention being on the clock while playing on this website

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8:04pm 4/12 by leskasmi

Shift Mgr: Hey Boss, can I have next weekend off to visit family? Store Mgr: I'm not sure. I don't know if I'm working. Shift Mgr: Oh, what does the schedule say? Store Mgr: I haven't done the schedule yet. Shift Mgr: .....

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5:04pm 4/22 by smkalemb

It happens magically on the back-end.

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7:08pm 8/9 by Office Evil

I realize it's 10:35 on Sunday night but I just really need to know that you're going to be on time tomorrow morning.

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10:04pm 4/5 by mjxxx

It's like there's a big wave coming up behind us and we'd be able to catch it if we only knew how to surf. Come on team, let's start paddling and see if we can stand up and ride this wave to victory.

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12:04am 4/6 by hustler

Project Manger to me, "You're the low person on the totem pole, your opinion doesn't count." An hour later he needed my opinion to save the project, and his ass. Since it didn't count, I didn't give it to him. Hope the next PM is smarter...

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4:04pm 4/7 by hustler

so this is what a dryer? how come its not drying my hair when i stick my head a press start?

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5:04pm 4/23 by MsBizzy

Yeah, we are going to need you to take a 20% pay cut.

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12:02pm 2/20 by clarntoon

From Steve, who is always late: "One of these days, I'm gonna be here on time. And when I see you all walking in late, I'm gonna run, slide, and Mario Jump my way in to get ahead of you. Just so I can stand here and laugh at you all."

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10:04am 4/20 by Shoeless Aries

Could you write a list of things that make you pertinent...please.

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10:05am 5/26 by circleof13

I fucking hate all of these people

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7:08pm 8/9 by Office Evil

Everybody I showed it to loved it.

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1:10pm 10/29 by mjxxx

You wouldn't know it by his height, but he could definitely win the "three legged race" by himself.

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1:01pm 1/20 by Office Evil

boss says to marketing director/creative designer : "Yes, but I am not paying you to think"

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9:02am 2/2 by circleof13

Duly Noted

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