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IT Manager to staff regarding an issue of not receiving e-mails: "Forward me the e-mails your not getting."

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5:04am 4/8 by famdamn

"I have a new grandson. He was born at 8:30 this morning." Response from owner: "How old is he?"

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4:04pm 4/21 by famdamn

"Copy this, hun, but don't look at it."

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5:04pm 4/16 by famdamn

I normally work from 8am-4pm. If I worked the same number of hours what time would I get off work if I came in a 9am..

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6:04pm 4/21 by jaloal0211

Owners response to a 50% pay cut across the board not making a dent in the deficit: "What about a 10% pay cut?"

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5:04am 4/8 by famdamn

We've been following your Twitter posts and we're going to have to let you go. Security will show you out.

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12:06pm 6/22 by johnwang

Boss (looking in my cubicle right at me): Are you here today?, I mean, are you IN?

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5:04pm 4/22 by redhatty

Voice mail from manager: "I called you at 4:17 and you didn't answer. I'm trying to reach Thomas but he didn't answer either. Can you call him and have him call me ASAP? It's 4:19. Call me when you get this."

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1:04pm 4/9 by mjxxx

my boss's wife to me:"i like ur hair. i'm glad u found something that works b/c i know black women's hair is a pain and doesn't always look good."

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3:02pm 2/3 by withanamelikesierra

Him: "You need to have faith. There's a lot that we're doing behind the scenes that you don't realize. We've thought of everything. Trust me." Me: "I guess you didn't mean to CC me on that email saying we'll be out of business in 2 weeks?"

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12:04am 4/9 by hustler

Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.

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5:04pm 4/22 by clarkkent51ny

Because of your little stunt, my only goal is to get your ass fired. Believe you me, you will get fired and when you do I want you to think of me laughing hysterically. You're fucked buddy.

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10:04am 4/14 by johnwang

Hey, what's the URL for Google?

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8:09am 9/25 by I.T._Evil

"Hey, secretary. The power supply on my computer's dead. Will you call tech support for me?" "Wait. Just turn on your computer so they can do that thing where they dial you in to fix it." "About that... The POWER supply is dead..."

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10:04am 4/20 by whuddadumbsn

Shift Mgr: Hey Boss, can I have next weekend off to visit family? Store Mgr: I'm not sure. I don't know if I'm working. Shift Mgr: Oh, what does the schedule say? Store Mgr: I haven't done the schedule yet. Shift Mgr: .....

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5:04pm 4/22 by smkalemb

I've banged every woman who's worked for me

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7:08pm 8/9 by Office Evil

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