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IT Manager to staff regarding an issue of not receiving e-mails: "Forward me the e-mails your not getting."

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5:04am 4/8 by famdamn

"I have a new grandson. He was born at 8:30 this morning." Response from owner: "How old is he?"

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4:04pm 4/21 by famdamn

"Copy this, hun, but don't look at it."

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5:04pm 4/16 by famdamn

I normally work from 8am-4pm. If I worked the same number of hours what time would I get off work if I came in a 9am..

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6:04pm 4/21 by jaloal0211

Owners response to a 50% pay cut across the board not making a dent in the deficit: "What about a 10% pay cut?"

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5:04am 4/8 by famdamn

my boss's wife to me:"i like ur hair. i'm glad u found something that works b/c i know black women's hair is a pain and doesn't always look good."

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3:02pm 2/3 by withanamelikesierra

Boss (looking in my cubicle right at me): Are you here today?, I mean, are you IN?

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5:04pm 4/22 by redhatty

Him: "You need to have faith. There's a lot that we're doing behind the scenes that you don't realize. We've thought of everything. Trust me." Me: "I guess you didn't mean to CC me on that email saying we'll be out of business in 2 weeks?"

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12:04am 4/9 by hustler

Voice mail from manager: "I called you at 4:17 and you didn't answer. I'm trying to reach Thomas but he didn't answer either. Can you call him and have him call me ASAP? It's 4:19. Call me when you get this."

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1:04pm 4/9 by mjxxx

We've been following your Twitter posts and we're going to have to let you go. Security will show you out.

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12:06pm 6/22 by johnwang

Hey, what's the URL for Google?

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8:09am 9/25 by I.T._Evil

Because of your little stunt, my only goal is to get your ass fired. Believe you me, you will get fired and when you do I want you to think of me laughing hysterically. You're fucked buddy.

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10:04am 4/14 by johnwang

I've banged every woman who's worked for me

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7:08pm 8/9 by Office Evil

Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.

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5:04pm 4/22 by clarkkent51ny

"Our TI people are coming! They will fix the address IP so that you are able to loaddown the print drive. Just relax! OUR TI PEOPLE ARE COMING!"

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12:02pm 2/13 by whuddadumbsn

How will the user know that the "auto" scroller contains more content? Maybe we need some text?

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4:04pm 4/8 by clarntoon

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