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12:06pm 6/22 by johnwang
Could you write a list of things that make you pertinent...please.
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10:05am 5/26 by circleof13
so this is what a dryer? how come its not drying my hair when i stick my head a press start?
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5:04pm 4/23 by MsBizzy
"When that fax comes in, read it to me."
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8:04am 4/23 by famdamn
Shift Mgr: Hey Boss, can I have next weekend off to visit family? Store Mgr: I'm not sure. I don't know if I'm working. Shift Mgr: Oh, what does the schedule say? Store Mgr: I haven't done the schedule yet. Shift Mgr: .....
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5:04pm 4/22 by smkalemb
Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
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5:04pm 4/22 by clarkkent51ny
Boss (looking in my cubicle right at me): Are you here today?, I mean, are you IN?
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5:04pm 4/22 by redhatty
I normally work from 8am-4pm. If I worked the same number of hours what time would I get off work if I came in a 9am..
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6:04pm 4/21 by jaloal0211
15 year Federal Government Employee says: Since when did we stop using our leave on Federal Holidays?
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6:04pm 4/21 by jaloal0211
"I have a new grandson. He was born at 8:30 this morning." Response from owner: "How old is he?"
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4:04pm 4/21 by famdamn
"Hey, secretary. The power supply on my computer's dead. Will you call tech support for me?" "Wait. Just turn on your computer so they can do that thing where they dial you in to fix it." "About that... The POWER supply is dead..."
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10:04am 4/20 by whuddadumbsn
From Steve, who is always late: "One of these days, I'm gonna be here on time. And when I see you all walking in late, I'm gonna run, slide, and Mario Jump my way in to get ahead of you. Just so I can stand here and laugh at you all."
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10:04am 4/20 by Shoeless Aries
"Copy this, hun, but don't look at it."
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5:04pm 4/16 by famdamn
Because of your little stunt, my only goal is to get your ass fired. Believe you me, you will get fired and when you do I want you to think of me laughing hysterically. You're fucked buddy.
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10:04am 4/14 by johnwang
not to mention being on the clock while playing on this website
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8:04pm 4/12 by leskasmi
Voice mail from manager: "I called you at 4:17 and you didn't answer. I'm trying to reach Thomas but he didn't answer either. Can you call him and have him call me ASAP? It's 4:19. Call me when you get this."
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1:04pm 4/9 by mjxxx
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