Office Evil needs your help writing captions for some upcoming cartoons. Take a look at these 5 cartoons and give it your best. Your best Evil. The best will be featured on the site.
Post comments with your caption and the number of the cartoon.
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1: Who puts the “dumb in cunt” now douche bag?
2: Smell my hand! Smell it! It’s not funny to take the toilet paper out of the bathroom now, is it?
3: Ok, “good head” isn’t really a special skill you want on your resume. How fast can you type?
4: This ticket has better odds to make money than my company matched 401k.
5: I need you to sign this NDA before you touch the pussy.
5: I don’t know, I had tuna for lunch. It keeps following me. Can you just sign the papers please?
1: “Aww crap! Now you made me drop my papers!”
2: “That was MY cheese sandwich”
2. “Here’s what I learned in sensitivity training!”
3. “So you have no skills and don’t meet the educational requirement? And I should hire you why?”
5. “I need you to sign this so I can officially adopt Mittens. The agency frowns on crazy cat-lady applicants.”