Went hog wild? Hit the hog… Bacon, egg and cheese on a roll. It may not be Kosher but lining your stomach with fat and grease goes along way towards recovery.

What up G? Gatorade is booze aid for your fucked up body’s worst.

Hit the drugs… HARD, with the B vitamins and some C. Berocca isn’t FDA approved but you can smuggle it in or go for some weak knock-off like Emergen-C.

Go retro with coffee an asprin. The stomach churning side effects might projectile you right to #3… Going retro is typically best saved for after the Bacon, egg and cheese.

Fuck it off. If you’re lucky… get lucky. Alternatives include exercising, getting in a fight on the subway, or falling down the stairs.

Keep it in the closet. Sure you have to be at work but once you’ve put in some (green) facetime hit the nearest janitor closet. There’s no better place to sleep at the office and no one will find you there… Except maybe the janitor. Give him a twenty and tell him to turn off the light.

Throw it all away. Well, throw it all up. It’s nasty business but should make you feel better right quick. Just try not to do it while your working on #5.

Fight fire with fire and stay drunk. Drink more gin, whiskey, vodka, beer, tequilia or whatever it was that wrecked your shit. You’ll eventually have to face the hangover, unless you stay drunk forever. Hmmm….

Make some tracks. Call your doctor friend and have her hook you up with an IV bag. Not for the squeamish but if you can weasel your way past those pesky doctor’s ethics definitely go for the quick fix.