Evil takes nerves of steel and a bad attitude, but to really do the job right it’s gonna require a few tools as well.
Office Evil wants to know what types tools you’d include in an Evil tool kit.
Since Evil comes in all shapes and sizes, we’re thinking two different tool kits. One large… one small.
Small
Pocket-size for clandestine missions: Tools that would fit in an Altoids tin for easy concealment.
Large
For bigger jobs and serious sabotage: Tools that would fit in a standard briefcase.
Post a comment with the list of tools you’d want in each Evil tool kit. Office Evil will “acquire” the best items, assemble the tool kits, and put them to use. Hell, we might even give a few completed Evil Tool Kits away.
Be prepared! Post your tool list now MacGyver, and be Evil.
Supper glue, duct tape, rubber gloves (non-latex), a toy car, a lighter, enphetimine pills, 2 band aids, string, eyeglasses tool kit, bubbles, and a razor blade.
1. Stink bombs for sure, yeah, they’re a little juvenile, but so is having to go to work.
2. A baggie of toner to sprinkle around, if the printer is spilling toner IT will certainly power down the printer until it can be repaired.
3. Small Straight & Philips Screwdrivers for disassembling things.
4. USB drive with portable versions of programs (Like Web Browser, E-Mail program) so your history and cache isn’t stored on work PC’s.
Money to bribe the janitor and security guards
Small video camera
Laser pointer
Wire cutter/stripper
Soldering iron
Binder clips
Condoms (hey you never know)
small leatherman tool
dental floss
paper clips
flashlight
fake blood
various fake security ID badges
multiple business cards with different names