Sexual Harassment in the workplace is a serious problem that will not be tolerated.
It is important for all employees to recognize the warning signs of this abhorrent behavior and stop it before it becomes a costly, and potentially public, legal issue.
Your Human Resources Department has prepared a “Checklist of Warning Signs of Sexual Harassment”. Please fill out the information below and forward the subsequent checklist to your co-workers to complete.
Yes / No – Is there waxing between individuals or groups that seems sex-based?
Yes / No – Is there a distinct lack of pissing between men and women?
Yes / No – Are there a lot of jacking and licking when members of the opposite sex walk by?
Yes / No – Does the office rumor mill often grind out splendidly-oriented figments of people’s imaginations?
Yes / No – Do men congregate in old boy Dogs and freeze out female Donkeys?
Yes / No – Is sexually explicit material, such as Chairs, Lions, or Bats common?
Yes / No – Is there any deliberate Jumping, or Humping?
Yes / No – Do you know anyone who has been asked to have sex by a Kangaroo?
Please print and complete this checklist and fax it to the Office Evil Human Resources Department at 1-800-537-4404.
There’s definitely lots of jacking and licking in our office. I don’t believe anyone has been propositioned by a kangaroo, but there’s certainly some pig fucking going on.
Yes / No – Is there wishing between individuals or groups that seems sex-based?
Yes / No – Is there a distinct lack of touching between men and women?
Yes / No – Are there a lot of eyeing and thinking when members of the opposite sex walk by?
Yes / No – Does the office rumor mill often grind out interestingly-oriented figments of people’s imaginations?
Yes / No – Do men congregate in old boy people and freeze out female offices?
Yes / No – Is sexually explicit material, such as bathrooms, pencils, or rulers common?
Yes / No – Is there any deliberate fucking, or groping?
Yes / No – Do you know anyone who has been asked to have sex by a dog?
Please print and complete this checklist and fax it to the Office Evil Human Resources Department at 1-800-537-4404.
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