Most disgruntled workers spend a good amount of time scouring the job boards for a better opportunity. A position where they will be valued, respected, and paid handsomely.
At some point after viewing countless listings, searching for the elusive “position,” it’s hard not to wonder “Who the hell writes these things.”
We certainly don’t know… Our responsibilities include making coffee and making photocopies. But wouldn’t it be interesting to write a job listing of your own?
Use the Office Evil “Job Listing Generator” and write your very own. Fill in the words listed below.
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