There’s nothing like an inspirational poster to motivate you to do your best, to live up to your full potential, and to be Evil.
That’s right Worker Bees – Office Evil needs YOUR inspirational message for our latest stock photo find. Businessmen and women bolting from the starting line in a 100 meter dash.
This photo screams Evil “inspiration”. Post a comment on this page with the inspirational message you think is the most fitting.
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Team Building – The first one to the finish line gets to be my new assistant. The last one gets demoted to washing the urinals.
One day we will live in a world where a white chick can beat a black guy in a 100 yard dash.
PERFORMANCE REVIEW
The last one of you fuckers to finish loses their job.
DETERMINATION
Doesn’t mean shit in a race if you’re slow.
Strangeness: How do all these people stay suspended with one foot in the air at THAT angle?