As a dog owner I have easy access to dog shit – yeah it’s gross but stick with me here. My douchebag, scum fuck, racist, piece of shit manager really crossed the line when he made an inappropriate comment about my girlfriend. I won’t get into specifics or I’d punch my fucking monitor again… but I have digressed… DOG SHIT. Get a plastic bag, the best kind is the ones used for produce at the grocery store. Scoop up a heaping pile of dog shit in the bag and tie it in a knot. Make sure the bag doesn’t have any holes in it and be careful not to get the shit on yourself – being sanitary is crucial people, we’re dealing with shit… that’s how the plague started. Ok, OK… sneak the bag of shit into your boss’ office, you know when he’s out wanking in the bathroom or sexually harassing the interns. You brought a paper clip right? And you’ve unbent it so it’s straight? Good – now poke a bunch of holes in the bag… On the last poke just leave the paperclip in the bag (remember DON’T GET SHIT ON YOURSELF)… This final part is KEY – open a desk drawer and pull it ALL the way out. NOW throw the bag of shit BEHIND the drawer. Put the drawer back in. Leave calmly, but quickly… OH and wash your fucking hands.
1. Find a photo of your subject(s) – I’ve found the company website good for this, but being sneaky with your cellphone works too.
2. Get an anonymous email account – search that google thing if you don’t know hoe.
3. Write a post about your subject(s) on your local craigslist site and upload the photo to go along with it. Be creative with your topics here: “Looking for Love”, “Warning: Pederast”, “I Hate INSERT ETHNIC GROUP Tirades”, fake life mission statements, or even something basic like “Do You Know This Asshole”
4. After the post has been up for a while use your anonymous email account and email to everyone (including yourself) at work
Note: Setup and use your anonymous email account somewhere random… like the library.
The best revenge is showing the world how idiotic those assholes are. Use your cellphone to record video or for less than $100 you can get yourself an easily concealable video camera (http://tinyurl.com/3dxwfe).
Post it on youTube, upload it to a chan, send it to wimp, or email it to everyone you know.
This *should* go without saying… but filming covertly and hiding your identity are key.
The $90 camera has a one hour record time so you can set it to record, hide it, and come back later. That way no one is blaming you for the recording.
I run wireshark and capture everyone’s IM conversations in our office. Before I quit I’m going to compile everything scandalous into a book, print it, and leave a copy on everyone’s desk.
Don’t EVER fuck with the computer people… YOU’VE BEEN WARNED.
Office Evil had recommended this but it’s worth repeating
1. Print out or write stuff on 8.5×11 paper – Scandalous, threatening, subversive, exposed secrets, or whatever
2. Take your creations and mix it in with the paper in the printer or photocopier paper trays
3. You unsuspecting victim will print or copy something and they’ll eventually get to your hidden “surprise”
This works well on many levels – it’s time delay so you never know when it’s gonna happen, you never know who the victim will be, it’s almost impossible to detect, and it never gets old!
My boss made some rude comment about me having AIDS because I was having a horrible allergic reaction to something and my eyes turned red and started running.
I went into his office, pricked my finger, and left some drops of blood in the middle of his desk. I never said a word to him about it, but he was freaked out for days after wards.
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As a dog owner I have easy access to dog shit – yeah it’s gross but stick with me here. My douchebag, scum fuck, racist, piece of shit manager really crossed the line when he made an inappropriate comment about my girlfriend. I won’t get into specifics or I’d punch my fucking monitor again… but I have digressed… DOG SHIT. Get a plastic bag, the best kind is the ones used for produce at the grocery store. Scoop up a heaping pile of dog shit in the bag and tie it in a knot. Make sure the bag doesn’t have any holes in it and be careful not to get the shit on yourself – being sanitary is crucial people, we’re dealing with shit… that’s how the plague started. Ok, OK… sneak the bag of shit into your boss’ office, you know when he’s out wanking in the bathroom or sexually harassing the interns. You brought a paper clip right? And you’ve unbent it so it’s straight? Good – now poke a bunch of holes in the bag… On the last poke just leave the paperclip in the bag (remember DON’T GET SHIT ON YOURSELF)… This final part is KEY – open a desk drawer and pull it ALL the way out. NOW throw the bag of shit BEHIND the drawer. Put the drawer back in. Leave calmly, but quickly… OH and wash your fucking hands.
I love the dog shit idea. I think I might try it.
1. Find a photo of your subject(s) – I’ve found the company website good for this, but being sneaky with your cellphone works too.
2. Get an anonymous email account – search that google thing if you don’t know hoe.
3. Write a post about your subject(s) on your local craigslist site and upload the photo to go along with it. Be creative with your topics here: “Looking for Love”, “Warning: Pederast”, “I Hate INSERT ETHNIC GROUP Tirades”, fake life mission statements, or even something basic like “Do You Know This Asshole”
4. After the post has been up for a while use your anonymous email account and email to everyone (including yourself) at work
Note: Setup and use your anonymous email account somewhere random… like the library.
I made an anonymous call to his home and told his wife that her husband is a cheating scumbag.
It would be horrible if he wasn’t trying to hook up with me while he has a wife and child at home.
Take it from me… nothing says revenge like a punch in the face. http://tinyurl.com/4b5lks
The best revenge is showing the world how idiotic those assholes are. Use your cellphone to record video or for less than $100 you can get yourself an easily concealable video camera (http://tinyurl.com/3dxwfe).
Post it on youTube, upload it to a chan, send it to wimp, or email it to everyone you know.
This *should* go without saying… but filming covertly and hiding your identity are key.
The $90 camera has a one hour record time so you can set it to record, hide it, and come back later. That way no one is blaming you for the recording.
Pretty much the simplest revenge technique is to rub your penis on anything belonging to your coworkers. Phone, lunch, coffee mug, etc.
I’ll think of more later.
Swap everyone’s license plates on their cars in the parking lot.
I run wireshark and capture everyone’s IM conversations in our office. Before I quit I’m going to compile everything scandalous into a book, print it, and leave a copy on everyone’s desk.
Don’t EVER fuck with the computer people… YOU’VE BEEN WARNED.
If you want to cause TOTAL fucking chaos find out how much money everyone makes, print up a bunch of fliers with the info and distribute.
Office Evil had recommended this but it’s worth repeating
1. Print out or write stuff on 8.5×11 paper – Scandalous, threatening, subversive, exposed secrets, or whatever
2. Take your creations and mix it in with the paper in the printer or photocopier paper trays
3. You unsuspecting victim will print or copy something and they’ll eventually get to your hidden “surprise”
This works well on many levels – it’s time delay so you never know when it’s gonna happen, you never know who the victim will be, it’s almost impossible to detect, and it never gets old!
My boss made some rude comment about me having AIDS because I was having a horrible allergic reaction to something and my eyes turned red and started running.
I went into his office, pricked my finger, and left some drops of blood in the middle of his desk. I never said a word to him about it, but he was freaked out for days after wards.