There’s nothing like an inspirational poster to motivate you to do your best, to live up to your full potential, and to be Evil.
That’s right Worker Bees – Office Evil needs YOUR inspirational message for our latest stock photo find. A business man and woman perched atop a desolate plateau.
This photo screams Evil “inspiration”. Post a comment on this page with the inspirational message you think is the most fitting.
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I really thought if I scheduled the meeting here I would get laid.
DOGHOUSE – Same concept for everyone, except yuppie doghouses come from LL Bean.
VIGNETTE – Making completely retarded and senseless situations look cool since 1827.
OUT OF THE BOX – Sometimes you end up way out of it.
COUP – Bitch took my job AND my briefcase. No way is she getting my tent.
COUP – I took your fucking job and your briefcase. Now I just need to figure out how to get your tent.
HAZING – 100% effective in proving that you’re the boss.
GPS – In a few years it’ll be perfected… In the meantime, pack survival gear and a tent.
FUCKED – I think I saw tube of K-Y in her briefcase.
RESPONSIBILITY – This was your big chance to set up a satellite office… FAIL.
STOCK PHOTOGRAPHY – Who the fuck would buy this photo?
LEADERSHIP – If your in the dessert in a tent you don’t have it!
NOWHERE – Everyone has to start there, just don’t end there
PAID VACATION – How do you like your wireless devices now?
MEETINGS – Useless no matter how you look at it.
EQUAL OPPORTUNITY – One applicant’s a woman. The other is camp. Who do you choose?
Hey girl, look at me… I am the douche in a silver tent!!!!!
Feminism, Who’s pregnant now bitch?
** Dramatic Pause **
( DAMMIT )