There’s nothing like an inspirational poster to motivate you to do your best, to live up to your full potential, and to be Evil.
That’s right Worker Bees – Office Evil needs YOUR inspirational message for our latest stock photo find. A business man alone atop a mountain with his laptop taking in the view.
This photo screams “inspiration”. Post a comment on this page with the inspirational message you think is the most fitting.
The first 5 posts from registered Office Evil users will receive a printed copy of their inspirational poster! Fine Print: One poster per user.
Use the format: TITLE – Inspirational message.
If you need some inspiration for your inspirational message, check out the posters below.
Post some inspiration and be Evil.





Title: Inspirational Message
Whining – it always gets you what you want because no one wants to hear it.
HARDCOPY
Only a dipshit would write a suicide note on his laptop.
TECHNOLOGY
If a laptop crashes on the top of a cliff and no one is around to hear you throw it, is a new one covered under your warranty?
TECHNOLOGY
Welcome to the only place where you can get a wireless signal.
FOLLOW DIRECTIONS
When you don’t follow the instructions you can end up looking like a fool
The next time vista asks me to authorize another action I swear I am gonna jump.