Comments on: Evil Inspiration

By: Mr Snark

Mr Snark — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 23:25:15 +0000

HAND TO HAND COMBAT

This business is war; don’t stop until you rip the other guy’s hand off.

By: Mr Snark

Mr Snark — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 23:16:17 +0000

WORKING TOGETHER

Because together we might just be able to stick it to ‘em.

By: Mr Snark

Mr Snark — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 22:59:49 +0000

HANDSHAKES

Should be done INSIDE the office, not outside in the middle of the street, since this is a densely populated, major metropolitan area. I don’t pay you to stare off into space so I don’t care how blue the sky is today, keep your dumb ass in the office and get back to work.

By: ric

ric — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 05:56:12 +0000

It’s understood when you sign over your soul to us, you will be fully enrolled in our 401k program…

By: silicongirl

silicongirl — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 17:38:29 +0000

CLOSED DEAL
You should have read the small print [insert evil laugh here].

By: Kathy_L

Kathy_L — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 02:26:42 +0000

POWER
I’ll stop squeezing when you stop squeezing. (Doesn’t hurt, by the way.)

By: Kathy_L

Kathy_L — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 02:22:13 +0000

GERMS
Yep, you’re going to want to wash that hand.

By: Chompa

Chompa — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 01:30:42 +0000

TRUST
because such a small word can mislead so many.

By: IT_Evil

IT_Evil — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 01:30:00 +0000

THE GAY HANDSHAKE
When you shake hands, tickle their palm with your middle finger.. That’ll confuse the shit out of them.

By: Brett Trout

Brett Trout — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 21:05:41 +0000

TRUST – Once they buy that, the rest is easy