There’s nothing like an inspirational poster to motivate you to do your best, live up to your full potential, to smile in the morning on the way to work, and to be Evil.
That’s right Worker Bees – Office Evil needs YOUR inspirational message for our latest stock photo find. Two business men shaking hands with a blue sky and skyscraper background.
This photo screams “inspiration”. Post a comment on this page with the inspirational message you think is the most fitting.
If you need some inspiration for your inspirational message, check out the posters below.
Post some inspiration and be Evil.
KNIFE FIGHT
It’s interesting how cropping can turn an image of something like a knife fight into a positive business gesture.
BUSINESS DEAL
Lets face it, if you need to read the title to understand what’s going on here – you may need a helmet.
So we agree then, we are going to fuck everyone so we can make more money!
FUCK’EM
Let’s go fuck in the bathroom…
Agreed! Shake on it.
AGREEMENT
Because it would be hard to fuck all these people out of their money alone.
TRUST – Once they buy that, the rest is easy
THE GAY HANDSHAKE
When you shake hands, tickle their palm with your middle finger.. That’ll confuse the shit out of them.
TRUST
because such a small word can mislead so many.
GERMS
Yep, you’re going to want to wash that hand.
POWER
I’ll stop squeezing when you stop squeezing. (Doesn’t hurt, by the way.)
CLOSED DEAL
You should have read the small print [insert evil laugh here].
It’s understood when you sign over your soul to us, you will be fully enrolled in our 401k program…
HANDSHAKES
Should be done INSIDE the office, not outside in the middle of the street, since this is a densely populated, major metropolitan area. I don’t pay you to stare off into space so I don’t care how blue the sky is today, keep your dumb ass in the office and get back to work.
WORKING TOGETHER
Because together we might just be able to stick it to ‘em.
HAND TO HAND COMBAT
This business is war; don’t stop until you rip the other guy’s hand off.