Comments on: Bathroom Breakdown http://www.officeevil.com/2008/08/07/bathroom-breakdown/ A little evil for your office every damn day. Sun, 05 Feb 2012 18:20:28 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: I.T._Evil http://www.officeevil.com/2008/08/07/bathroom-breakdown/comment-page-1/#comment-32 I.T._Evil Tue, 09 Sep 2008 13:26:03 +0000 http://www.officeevil.com/?p=243#comment-32 Our building management installed automatic flush urinals because there are too many morons in our building that wanted to 'let it mellow'. I found out that if I urinate from about two feet away I won't trip the sensor and the urinal won't flush. My theory is that everyone now enjoys going in a clean urinal, but when they step up they get to see and smell my lemonade. Oh, and step in the pee on the floor from where I missed my mark. Our building management installed automatic flush urinals because there are too many morons in our building that wanted to ‘let it mellow’.

I found out that if I urinate from about two feet away I won’t trip the sensor and the urinal won’t flush. My theory is that everyone now enjoys going in a clean urinal, but when they step up they get to see and smell my lemonade. Oh, and step in the pee on the floor from where I missed my mark.

]]> By: RlntlsDooDooRaccoon http://www.officeevil.com/2008/08/07/bathroom-breakdown/comment-page-1/#comment-26 RlntlsDooDooRaccoon Fri, 08 Aug 2008 18:28:19 +0000 http://www.officeevil.com/?p=243#comment-26 One person blew a load of his "little evils" all over the toilet seat. The doors are now locked but the restroom on our floor manages to remain filthier than a Tijuana truck stop. Also, any time someone standing at the urinal next to me is brave enough to wear flip flops, I make sure that some over spray accidentally makes its way to their open toes. Anyone wearing flip flops to work, let alone into a public restroom, must be missing some chromosomes. One person blew a load of his “little evils” all over the toilet seat. The doors are now locked but the restroom on our floor manages to remain filthier than a Tijuana truck stop.

Also, any time someone standing at the urinal next to me is brave enough to wear flip flops, I make sure that some over spray accidentally makes its way to their open toes. Anyone wearing flip flops to work, let alone into a public restroom, must be missing some chromosomes.

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