Nothing says subversion quite like passive subversion – except maybe putting on a ski mask after everyone leaves then running through the office spray painting exactly how you feel about the importance of an accurate time sheet. But what is passive subversion? And how can one best quantify its results?
It is important to realize that every SECOND spent not working is coming out of your employer’s pocket… whether you’re planning lunch, having a smoke, IMing your ex-girlfriend from high school, printing wedding invitations, updating FaceBook, or just not doing a damn thing… you’re stealing that time, and subsequently that money, from your employer.
Passive subversion. Well, maybe purposeful subversion. But subversion none the less…
So why not enjoy every cent of it?
The days of wasted time gone wasted are OVER. Office Evil believes that time accrued is time SCREWED – for the proverbial “MAN” that is…
The Office Evil “Wasted Time Calculator” will calculate the dollar value of your procrastination, consternation, masturbation, and, well, however you spend your time at work not working.*
Add up those seconds worker bees… remember – if you mind the pennies, the dollars will mind themselves.
Calculate. Never capitulate. Comment.
* Office Evil will not store the results of your calculations.
64 dollars since i got in this morning. my goal: 1k per week.
Lol this calculator is great. I just found this site and had to comment on the calculator, but I’m definitely going to poke around for some more amusing gems. Thanks!